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30 Signs You Are NOT a PARENT

30 Signs You Are NOT a PARENT
Posted February 5th, 2014 @ 5:05am

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My world completely changed right after I gave birth to my son in October. I'm still trying to adjust to life with a baby. I'm madly in love...but I'd be lying if I said it hasn't been challenging. I finally understand what parents have to go through. Wow. I respect anyone who has more than ONE kid.

According to Yahoo, here are 30 SIGNS YOU ARE NOT A PARENT:


1. People still call you by your actual name.

2. You don't have to look at anyone else's poop.

3. You don't sneak vegetables into your just eat them.

4. You don't go to bed wondering how many times you'll be woken up before morning.

5. Your house is clean.

6. You don't sound like your mother.

7. You probably don't know every sound that every animal makes and there's no urgency to learn.

8. Eighty percent of your conversations do not involve schoolwork, milestones, or poop.

9. You can walk across your home without the fear of stepping on a Lego.

10. You get to curse freely and loudly so that it feels cathartic.


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