Is there anything which you find to be better... than intimacy? You know, practicing the art of procreation of the species with a member of the preferred sex?
Over at CafeMOM.com, they put together a list which makes this claim, and, well, let's see what you think of this...
THE LIST... of things better than the wham-bam-thank-you-maam....
• Cleaning your ears and pulling some gunk out.
• Peeing on a full bladder.
• Watching your kid score a goal.
• A long foot massage.
• When the stylist gives you a shampoo and deep condition.
• A toasted bagel smothered in cream cheese.
• Taking your shoes and socks off after a long day on your feet.
• Crawling into bed with fresh sheets.
• A good burp, fart, or cry — not necessarily in that order.
• A big terrycloth robe for right after you get out of the shower.
• Sleeping in.
• Swimming in the nude.
• Losing weight, especially a noticeable amount of it.
• Finishing an organized run, like a 10K or marathon.
So... what do you think? Do you agree, disagree or have anything to add to this list? Comment away or message me!