#INSULTS: Have you ever tried using a STEALTH INSULT? Here's what they are, how to recognize 'em AND a few you can try out today to see if anyone notices you've insulted 'em!
• You couldn’t pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel.
• In a world of hot sauces you would be ketchup.
• I bet your parents change the subject when people ask about you.
• I’d say you could learn from this, but then we’d both be wrong.
• I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you.
• I envy those who don’t know you.
• You’re a great conversation topic. Not when you’re here but when you leave.
• There really are no gaps in your ignorance.
So, basically... a STEALTH INSULT is just that. Sneaky and insulting. You don't realize it's an insult... until you've been INSULTED! So... do you have any to add to this list?