In honor of International Talk Like a Pirate Day, here's an English-to-Pirate Speak Translator. You can also plug in a URL and have an entire Web page translated to Pirate!
How fun is THAT???
Oh, and here's my favorite Pirate joke...
When a pirate goes on vacation, what's he hoping for???
A little R-n-RRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!