New Service Will Help You Convince Your S.O For "Alone Time"
By @TobyChilliShow
The Spinner.net is offering a different route to marital bliss — the online service encourages dissatisfied husbands to skip all that messy relationship effort and instead try to manipulate their wives on a subconscious level, in a way only possible in the age of the Internet.
For the bargain price of $29, husbands are sent an innocuous link that they, in turn, send via email or text message to their “target.” It can be accessed on a computer or mobile device and looks like any other hyperlink to an article, joke or video. Once she clicks on this link, a small piece of code is dropped on and then through browser cookies, she will be fed a slow drip of content chosen for her with the express motive of encouraging her to initiate sex.
Once she clicks on the ads she will be brought to real sites like Woman’s Day, Women’s Health, or any other site chosen by the content team. The articles are real, but the headlines and descriptions have been changed by The Spinner team — consisting of psychologists from an unnamed U.S. university — and specifically crafted to encourage women to have more sex. Over the course of the prepaid run of ads she may well see these headlines, chosen for her — “3 Reasons Why YOU Should Initiate Sex With Your Husband” and “10 Marriage Tips Every Woman Needs to Hear.”
The Spinner site also promotes other products — including a dubious-sounding “Get a Dog” message that children are supposedly using to encourage their parents to get them a pet — although the “Initiate Sex” package is far and away their most popular package.