Top Signs It’s National Hot Dog Day
Kids are taking advantage of saying the word “Weiner” not getting in trouble for it
Today we all debate why there are more hotdog buns in a package than hot dogs
Your boyfriend keeps asking you if you want a foot-long
The relish people are making a killing today
It’s also National “Fart” in your sleep day
Franks and Beans is back on the menu
Some weirdo just put mustard and ketchup on their hot dog
By 5:30 most people regret saying “With everything on it”
It’s the only day of the year getting a “Dirty Water Dog” is a good idea
You’re having your own Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating contest today
The hamburger people are taking the day off
Mustard sales are up 200 percent
Photo: Getty