Free. Furniture. For the taking.
No doubt you saw the story yesterday... a STRIP CLUB was giving away furniture to anyone who wanted to come and take it.
Clearly... the jokes started flying... but it got me wondering... would you take the STRIP CLUB FURNITURE? Yes? No?
Ways you know your FURNITURE is from the STRIP CLUB:
It only looks good in black lighting
You feel like you’re laying on a petri dish
It smells like Rum, Cigarettes and G-String
You found pasties and high heels between the cushions
There’s 5000-dollars in liquor stains on it
Your tinder date told you that couch put her through college
Your perverted uncle recognized it immediately
You have bachelor party flash backs when you sit on it
The words “Crazy Horse” are carved into it
It looks like a prop from a Motely Crue video
It has a pole coming out of it
Even your dog gets grossed out sitting on it