NATIONAL GUARD: #Troops protecting US CAPITOL SICK after eating raw meat!

Someone call CHEF JOSE ANDRES!!!

News reports say the National Guard troops protecting the US CAPITOL BUILDING in Washington, DC, are falling ILL after eating RAW or undercooked meat!

AND... to make matters WORSE, it seems a whistleblower also reports METAL SHAVINGS have been found in the food as well... which CLEARLY IS NOT A GOOD THING AT ALL!

"I'm thinking it's time to call in WORLD CENTRAL KITCHEN to make sure our troops in DC get healthy, well-cooked and nutritious food which won't put their lives and safety at risk," said American Radio Presenter Toby Knapp, from iHeartRadio. "Our troops - especially those protecting the US CAPITOL - are a national treasure and we need to make sure food security extends to them as they do what they are doing to keep the SHRINE OF DEMOCRACY, including our elected leaders, safe!"

It's unclear if this raw-meat-metal-shavings situation is part of a larger, more sinister plot.